Heresy, Inc.

Following up on the Scooby-Doo/40K crossover.  Need to figure out how to do a cravat in green stuff.  by the by, I saw the Scooby movie the other day, and they cast that puppy spot on.  Usually I think Matthew Lillard and Freddie Prinze are wastes but Lillard makes a perfect Shaggy and Fred's not bad (the ladies hit it just right). The CGI is terrible but hey YMMV

Commisar Jones – Grim, Well Dressed, Generally Dense and Clueless.  Never needs a morale check, and ruthlessly murders all those who turn tail in his presence.  Has a tragic thing for the Death Cultist that will never be reciprocated; he now trusts only to his comrades and his array of master-crafted weapons (currently a hot-shot laser pistol and a Mechanicum-hacked Eldar cutlass that he won in a card game).  All psychology is suspended within 12" of him

 

Death Cultist Dympnha Black – Tight synthskin suit and vibro-rapiers.  She is single minded in her determination to slay heretics and meet her end at the hands of a worthy opponent.  She is a 6^th Dan black belt in Terran Ninjudofu, and coincidentally a triple-gold medal winning Zero-G gymnast. In addition to the usual profile, any humanoid opponent will have their I reduced by d6 when attacking her (units all use the same roll) as they gaze upon her unearthly appeal

 

Sister-Hospitaller Dinklage – Prudent, calming, slightly autistic.  A capable surgeon and her practically worthless meat eyes have been replaced by psyocculum-integrated synthetics.  She is a skilled boxer and wears Jokaero Digital Flamers in addition to her Auspex and medi-kit.  A gifted researcher and scholar, she is tireless and sometimes too-focused on solving mysteries.  She lowers any opponent's S and T by 1d6 each since she sees clearly to the bottom of their schemes.

 

Shagrojj – A vicious and bloodthirsty Void-viking turned Space Wolf Scout for the Lone Wolves chapter, he is on loan to Commisar Jones after incurring a life-debt to him.  The team often keeps him sedated with Kalma and colorful 2d animated holos, and he and Sk00-B became friends almost immediately owing to their shared love of tearing out throats.  Shagrojj is fully capable of using any weapon he comes across but prefers lightning claws.  He enjoys being dropped over incursion zones in deep strike maneuvers.  If he is within 12" of Sk00-B at the start of the turn, he gains Fleet and if deployed together they gain Infiltrate

 

Sk00-B – None knows, now, why this cyber-mutt is gifted at drawing forth and ravaging Chaos, Xenos, and Heresy.  The fact of the matter is that wherever this unit is, so too arises scandalous urges in the populace to swindle others, conspire with aliens, and summon evil.  It may be coincidence but early tampering by a Hrud shaman while on patrol with his original Arbites squad may have scrambled his circuits.  He is affixed with many purity seals after personally mauling over a thousand heretics, aliens, and daemons.  The owner may spend a Victory Point or other resource (come to an agreement) to give Sk00-B +d6 attacks at S6, AP3 at the start of, and until the end of the next turn - if he is within 6 inches of Fred, Dymphna, or Dinklage at the start of the turn.

I think that incorporates sufficient Scooby  lore and 40K mechanics for my needs!

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