I'm always thinking of ways to get a machine to do my lame work for me. I've coded up lots of Tablesmith tables for easy-peasey pregeneration of dungeons, but many of them were based on Moldvay's pages in the old Basic Red Book of my youth.
Not to get too MATHY, but I was thinking about The Moldvay Stocking Procedure. It's interesting to me that many rooms in a dungeon were meant to be empty so that you could have a Wandering Monster bump into there but otherwise just sort of MOVE ALONG NOTHING TO SEE HERE. I can't recall the odds n such, but I've found that the one I coded into TableSmith (the same rolls as Moldvay I'm pretty sure) produces way too many traps, although I guess if you want to thrill the players and try their brainpower, that's one way.
If I made a grid like a tic-tac toe board (that is to say 9 boxes/rooms), I think I'd want 1 box to have a big angry sub-boss or boss monster, 2 or 3 to have monster occupants with treasure, 1 with an ouchy-non-deadly-trap, 1 with a kills-a-PC-or-henchman-or-hireling trap, 1 or 2 with hidden treasure (but still interactable scenery to find it), and 1 with some Special Scene Chewing Feature or Puzzle. Obviously, these are OSR conventions, here. Resource management is sometimes tedious but if done well then it adds an edge of tension.
That is to say:
1 Boss (difficult to win with combat but other solutions possible)
3 Planned Encounters
1 Resource Drain
1 Killer Trick
2 Hidden Treasures
1 Special Feature
So some rooms would APPEAR empty, but still have some minor loot, almost always. An entirely empty room would be suspicious, but the chance of incurring a wandering monster is not negligible, and the disposition of WM need not be combative, and it's not always easy to tell if the room is OCCUPIED by a monster or if it is just, like you, passing through...
I'll give this some more thought. My next project is using Tablesmith to generate dungeons from 1-9, fill in cool details, procedurally generated themes, and lay them out in double column mode as the Ancients did. Why? I don't know! Just to do it, I guess. I have a Tegel Manor-type Big House Crawl in mind for this month and we'll see if it goes over but like always, it's a bit iffy to do but fun to think about.
Wednesday, October 3, 2018
Friday, September 28, 2018
Much Ado For Errybuddy
I been thinking. I'm a zero-prep type. I find that if I prep very little for a session, I'm better able to savor that feeling of discovery and share in it. Also, if I'm running e.g. Barrowmaze or ASE then that GENERATOR lobe is free to get tone across. I noticed recently though that my freeing up of MY brain sometimes leaves players hanging because even if I'm coordinating the thing weird and wooly the way I like with eg Tablesmith, then the very nature of pseudorandom means it's likely a few people going to be bored. Generate 10 rooms. 8 have monsters. Some treasure. No traps. The thief is bored. Damage low. Irritable monsters. Cleric's bored. Etc.
I started recently to focus more on good stuff to build into games on top of the pseudorandom bones of it. So, fighters always going to get the opportunity to smash, intimidate, lift. Thieves to tinker and steal. MUs going to find weird artifacts, demons, etc. Clerics to persuade the ignorant and expand the influence of their God. Robots to hack and not feel emotions. I know who's probably going to make it thanks to FB so I know what I ought to present for them to have a crack at.
My way of thinking about this suggests that instead of generating A feature in e.g. Tablesmith, I ought to generate two or more features based on different classes, stats, or traits and mix it up so that it's not too repetitive in terms of who gets to play with it. Never one solution means nobody will be bored.
I guess these are sound design principles at the bottom i.e. Nothing new there. The important piece is to recognize the balance between shunting responsibility onto the machine system procedurally versus the need to keep players engaged by offering them a range of things to noodle with.
Maybe I'll tinker with the code later and devise some THERES ALSO THIS HERE charts
Maybe look into the 5-room dungeon thing since there's no way I'm able to get more rooms than that into a session
Tuesday, September 4, 2018
UNnatural Language Processing
I was reading about Natural Language Processing - i'm trying to learn how to noodle around with Python. Why? Well, I was going to use it to extract all sorts of cool words from the influences upon D&D, and create tables for Mythic GM Emulator. That's down the road, I think but I'm grokking the prinicples and it's not a bad way to learn.
I'm still mucking around with Python, but I did install it, read up on it, installed the Natural Language Toolkit, and a bunch of packages.
Meanwhile, I give you the 100 most common word-clusters/Noun-Phrases from all the prose stories that HPL wrote hisself. It looks like the most common non-stop words (that is, not included in the most frequently occuring English words) are: Time, Old, House, and Night. But Never and Strange are fairly close behind (time and old are far away more frequent). These were collected by software called KHCoder 3, and I got the corpus from GothicChic's pdf, converted to text. I will scrub the stopwords, maybe, but then all the fun stats change and you never know what you'll get that way.
WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE MIGHT BRING? THE STARS ARE NEARLY RIGHT
I'm still mucking around with Python, but I did install it, read up on it, installed the Natural Language Toolkit, and a bunch of packages.
Meanwhile, I give you the 100 most common word-clusters/Noun-Phrases from all the prose stories that HPL wrote hisself. It looks like the most common non-stop words (that is, not included in the most frequently occuring English words) are: Time, Old, House, and Night. But Never and Strange are fairly close behind (time and old are far away more frequent). These were collected by software called KHCoder 3, and I got the corpus from GothicChic's pdf, converted to text. I will scrub the stopwords, maybe, but then all the fun stats change and you never know what you'll get that way.
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WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE MIGHT BRING? THE STARS ARE NEARLY RIGHT
Friday, August 24, 2018
DunjonCorp Traps
Jumping aboard a bandwagon I think but I had this in the pot cooking before the current fashion. This is my table smith table sections for traps and features. Ought to be pretty self-explanatory except for some of the code. Started ought as strictly Moldvay Basic style, then added some from Kabuki Kaiser's RoTU and the 1e DMG
The intent is to keep them on their toes and give them lots of stuff to play with. It's DCC oriented at the moment with some 3.5 influence also
Peace be upon you
TRAPS
- AL x 10' Deep Pit 1d6 damage
- AL x 10' Deep Pit with Spikes 1d8 damage
- Cesspit - DC 15 Reflex or fall in, DC 15 Fort or catch random disease
- AL x 20' Deep Pit 2d6 damage per 10'
- AL x 20' Deep Pit with Spikes 2d8 damage per 10'
- Slowing Gas - slow for 4 turns, DC {Dice~1d10+12} Fort save
- Blinding Gas - blind for 4 turns, DC {Dice~1d10+12} Fort save
- Poison Gas - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Fort save or {Calc~%Level%*5} damage
- Hail Of Needles - 10 attacks per PC as fighter of Level %Level% doing 1 damage
- Falling Stones - d6 damage per PC
- Fusilade Of Darts - 4 attacks per PC as fighter of Level %Level% causing 1d3 damage
- Burning Oil Shower - d6 damage plus 1 per round for Level %Level% rounds
- Mummy Rot Powder - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Fort save or cursed as per mummy
- Acid Rain - %Level%d4 damage plus damage to items
- Javelin - d10 damage plus %Level%d4
- Contact Poison - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Fort save or die
- Shocking Grasp - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Reflex save vs {Calc~%Level%+8}
- Cold Glyph - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Fort save or {Calc~%Level%*2}
- Negative Energy Glyph - Save or lose 1 energy level
- Phantasmal killer - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Will save or Die, passed = random insanity
- Lightning bolt - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Reflex save or {Dice~5d6} damage, passed = half
- Monomolecular scythe - attack everyone as Level %Level% Fighter for d20 damage, crits decapitate as Vorpal Sword
- Disintegration Beams - DC {Dice~2d10+5} Reflex Save or {Calc~%Level%*10} damage
- Radiation Field Projector - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Fort save or random major corruption
- Tachyon Bolt - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Reflex save or age d100 years
- Undeath Glyph - Awaken all undead, turn nearby recent dead into zombies
- Rust Glyph - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Will save or lose all non-magic metallic items
- Sonic Glyph - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Fort save or deafness for 4 turns
- Mud Glyph - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Reflex save or mired in room for 4 turns
- Arrrow trap - unluckiest PC gets Attack with d20+5 1d10 damage
- Arrow trap, poisoned unluckiest PC gets Attack with d20+5 1d10 damage and random poison DC 15
- Ball trap - all PCs in marching order DC 15 Reflex save
- Caltrops - DC 14 Reflex save or 1d6 damage
- Caltrops, poisoned - DC 14 Reflex save or 1d6 damage and poison or disease
- Ceiling block falls - 1d3 unluckiest get a DC 14 Reflex save or 2d12 damage
- Ceiling collapses - everybody DC 14 Reflex save or death - all stunned
- Ceiling lowers - find the mechanism with DC 17 Intelligence check in 4 rounds or all die!
- Chute - into an oubliette or down 1d3 levels on whole party
- Door, falling - one door has a pit trap behind - roll under Agility to avoid falling
- Door, one way - will not open from other side
- Door, resisting - needs a DC 17 Strength check to open
- Door, specific - only opens with specific command or item
- Door, spring - door flies open and DC 15 Reflex save or 1d12 damage
- Floor, collapsing - suddenly, the whole party makes DC 15 to avoid falling into the depths
- Floor, illusionary - make a DC 13 Will save to disbelieve
- Gas, blinding - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Fort save or -4 to all attacks
- Gas, corroding - all items have a 1-5 on Action dice usage to fall apart
- Gas, panic - everyone moves at +4 in the Initiative order for {Dice~1d4} turns but all actions are at -1d
- Gas, nausea - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Fort save or roll -2d for initiative and -1d for Actions for {Dice~1d4} turns
- Gas, obscuring - vision impaired while random monsters arrive, party loses surprise
- Gas, poison - DC {Dice~1d10+12} Fort save or take 1d6 Stamina damage
- Vacuum chamber - within {Dice~1d4+2} turns, the breathable air from this area and nearby {Dice~1d4} rooms is evacuated
Feature
- 3,Half-flooded with waist-high water. Next {Dice~1d4+1} rooms are also flooded
- 3,Refuse & Putrid Smell
- 3,Pixel mosaics, animated
- 3,Voxel sculptures, lewd [Special]
- 3,Statue from an ancient civilization: [Special]
- 5,Broken scientific equipment
- Magic Circle: [Special]
- 3,Common Fungi blossom all around
- 3,Slime Patches - 1 in 10 is monstrous and dormant
- 3,{Dice~1d12} Shipping Containers containing {Dice~2d500} [NMS_Junk.Start]
- Cryostasis tombs - {Dice~1d4} slabs: {Bold~[Monster]}
- 3,{Dice~1d4} Mummified corpses: disturbing them causes [Special]
- 5,Slithering sound
- 2,Fire pit - 10 percent chance still lit down there
- 2,Broken and decaying furniture - space station style
- 2,{Dice~1d4} Thrones - disturbing summons {Bold~[Monster]}
- Altar - [Special]
- 5,Mechanical grinding sound
- 5,Mechanical thumping sound
- 5,Alarm screeching causes {Bold~[Monster]} to arrive in next turn
- 2,Weapon racks - {Dice~1d4} ancient mono-scimitars, void grenades, or blasters
- 2,Hyperbraziers and charcoal - inhaling fumes causes [Special]
- 2,Ancient battlefield with {Dice~2d20} skeletons and their wargear
- 5,Obscene hand-painted frescoes - viewing too long causes [Special]
- 2,Mouldering Tapestries, worth {Dice~2d500} gp but weigh 1000gp
- Large demon idol from an ancient civilization - worshipping causes [Special]
- 2,Gene resequencer - change to random race if interacted with
- 2,Clone Vat - interacting character sacrifices {Dice~1d12} HP and gets faithful/insane/flawed clone
- 2,Corpse renderer - breaks corpses down into 1d10 potions
- 2,Trash incinerator - receive 5 gold/AL in antique coins for worhtless items
- 2,Sauroid pen - either dusty bones or {Bold~{Dice~2d4} Large Dinosaurs} in stasis
- 2,Pillars of Scrutiny: if diverge from Alignment, then judged and causes [Trap]
- Altar to Business/Commerce/Mammon - leaving money causes [Special]
- Archway - stepping through transports to Astral/Ethereal/Dreamlands
- Illusionary Ceiling - view the sky outside
- Ancient Container - contains small hoard of [Treasure] plus [NMS_Junk.Start]
- Interactive Map Dome - some far away region or land
- Fire - blazing fire in center of room
- Fireplace - active/inactive
- Force Field - constrains [NMS_RoTUWM.Hard]
- Fountain - [Special]
- Illusion - [Special]
- Infernal Machine - [Special]
- Magically confined monster - [NMS_RoTUWM.Extreme]
- Pedestal - [Special]
- Pit - bottomless, or else the bottom goes to another realm
- Pool - mysterious waters cause [Special]
- Stairway to extra-/para-dimensional section of dungeon
- Tangleweb vines - DC 14 Reflex save or held fast (whole party)
- Well - make a wish or climb down to [Pocket]
- Divinity terminal gives access to previously unknown minor godthing
- Matter transmittal pad, moves within dungeon or far far away.
- Warpgate to alternate dimension or plane
- Soul Gem - every round a beam attacks random party member, DC {Dice~1d12+6} Will save negates, else soul sucked into Gem
- Planetarium projector - if disturbed then laser attacks at d24 on each party member for 1d10 damage
- Bottled City access
- Shimmering Warpgate to [Pocket]
Thursday, August 16, 2018
Naked Blue Box Lunch
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When the angels in the white lab coats moved in on Wayne R., hunkered down and thinking in a dim corner of G+, he said something like HEY MAN WHAT IF YOU HAD THE HOLMES BLUE BOOK AND ONLY ONE OTHER PRE-78' DEAD TREE VIRUS TO COOK UP AN RPG WITH
And then they clamped down on his ass real hard and trucked him away into a detox pod because, like, maybe he's too hard for the DR. J ERIC Holmes like Zach H. You gotta be suspicious of anybody that is THAT academic about a topic. Pedantry is a kind of substance but it stretches out the framework of need. That's not what we're talking about here, man. Now, some cats on there like the BECMI and some push the S&W or maybe some watered down d20 but there is nothing quite like that Blue Colored Old Time Junk to make you think real weird and loopy. I know for certain that a lot of those dudes are into Klartesh and Fundo, and I even tried some Kovacistani Klartesh once but all it did was make me sleepy and watch Jodorowski movies. At least, I hope it was a movie. Coulda been a Hollywood-type party or maybe an Actual Holy Mountain. Doesn't matter at the moment. FOr fuck's sake, focus.
So I chimed in IT SEEMS GOOD TO ME TO USE THE OTHER BURROUGHS, NOT THE APE-FUCKER ONE BUT THE NEED-FILLED APOMORPHINE TYPE
something about collapsing down your scale of need - like when you're hooked on the RPG junk, you don't tend to think in terms of rounds or turns or domains, but like where is it that a flesh-unit can grab the next fix of white hot imagination with pseudorandom integrals and a healthy dose of chance? IS ANYBODY UP FOR A GAME, AS MY USUAL F2F ONE WAS CANCELLED AND IM HURTING REAL BAD MAN
I propose a simple 7% solution: you really only need about a page or two of Dr. Leisure Suit's Blue Book of Infinite Delight. Other players are entirely optional and for our porpoises perhaps superfluous.
You could do away with Clerics: for there is No God but the God of Need and she won't hear your feeble prayers. You can do away with Magic-Users as PCs, since like no PC is empowered that way but maybe like every Magic-User is a NPC delivery man, on the top of the pyramid of need. No magic-using PCs means no need for a rational spell system like FUCK VANCE man, and FUCK SPELL POINTS, and spell levels. dUNGEON levels are okay, I guess, as a close approximation of the NEED. Everybody is a Fighter or a Thief, but you could pick other things as Holmes suggests if your group is into that.
You can do away with elves, dwarves, hobbits, and goblins and dragons, except the kind that are junk-based. There can be Dragons of Soma, Morphine Trolls, Cocaine Hydrochloride Carrion Crawlers. All the usual stuff, but it's not the real sort. Just real enough to be on obstacle for a bit. All NPCs use d20s for their random hit points.
Every play session, you plan to have a couple of encounters. 5. 5 give or take. A smart move would be 1 or 2 for every PLAYER, at least 5. They don't happen in a temporally causal fashion, though. There's one key WILLIAM LEE and all the other PCs - maybe it's Old Bart the Fighting Man this time and a couple of versions of Benway or maybe a Machine Elf named Clyde 27 come down from the 5th geometry as an observer. SO like, there is never a moment's rest and you're always looking to score, but it's a problem. You could be a trusty, angelic faced Linkboy, or maybe a shrewish ex-wife, or a man that fell to earth just yesterday. Doesn't matter
Your general physical health is not to be trusted, since you've worn out your health with constant experimentation and chemical and physiological upgrades. put the dice in a cup, close your eyes, grab one, and that's your Hit Die type. Or if you're really up for a screw-job time, you could maybe just roll a number of dice that correspond to your level. That's your HP so keep it close to your chest. Experts - real hardbit experts - use 1 HP per level and make it a point to sacrifice all the other people in the party. YES I AM IN THE REAR OF THE PARTY WITH THE THOMPSON SUB MACHINE GUN AND A SCROLL OF FINGER OF DEATH. LET US APPROACH THE LAIR OF THE DRAGON ROBOT DISGUISED AS A HIPPIE TEA CULT JAZZ BAND
You're trying to score - it could be treasure, healing potions, whatever. There's always drama - somebody is keeping you from making it to Level 26 and back, you dig? Control most definitely does not want you to ascend with the amulet. A healing potion will most definitely take you above and beyond the maximum limit at least for this scene.
Mugwumps are a special case. Black Centipedes are a special case. Maybe later.
Each PLAYER plays out WILLIAM LEE the thief or fighting man (choose this time) of the appropriate level in turn. LEE gets one random mutation to deal with this game. All the other PCs are chosen from a pool. Nobody plays the same PC twice but everybody gets to play LEE at least once. All the other PCs (NOTLEE) have two mutations and a secret agenda in addition to the NEED to SCORE. A mutation is a skill, spell, feat, item. Use whatever method suits your clique.
It Goes: Post-Score Reflection - Beat - Beat - Boss - Turn - Beat - Score
a Beat could be an encounter with a junkmonster, negotiations with an NPC, running from the FUZZ/CONTROL/BENWAY/THEM DARN MUGWUMPS whatever. A boss is a slighlty harder encounter with a vicious brute who is directly opposed to you scoring. Anybody whose random HP goes to 0 or who fails a save is put in the TURNED pile. whatever their secret agenda was, it's always going to be KEEP YOU FROM SCORING going forward. Post score reflection is mutual world-building, stealing cars, basking in the warm/cold glow/bite of the last adventure. Reincarnating dead friends, that sort of thing.
If LEE misses a Save or goes down to 0 HP for any reason, then LEE gets another mutation to cope with, and the encounter goes on to the next one unresolved, or maybe you could call it resolved if you want. The only way for LEE to remove a mutation is to score, or offset temporarily by trying a substance. If you try a substance, reroll a stat immediately. The first time, roll a d20 for your new stat. The second time, roll 2d10. The third time, roll 3d6. The fourth time, roll 4d4. The fifth time, roll 5d3. So it goes. You'll reach a hideous, bone-dry, withered average eventually no matter how good you feel at the moment. Everybody is/are/was/will be free to try substances because free-will and agency are to be respected except on days ending with Y
Never give anybody as much as they need, and never settle for enough since you don't know when you may be on the run. Always clean your gear and try to take a bath when you are able. It makes scoring slightly less difficult if the straights think you are clean.
Play never occurs in the same place twice. Always move forward. The scene is very likely not temporally connected or causally connected to the last one. Every time a PC is played, except LEE, give them another HD, though. Experience matters, even if you were better off before.
I would expect if you fold-in or cut-n-paste a couple of modules from a few different systems, it might approximate an interesting experience that would feel jarring and unhappily asemotic at first but then it would be picaresque in a way that many OLD SKOOL fans seem to appreciate but rarely empowered to come close to. Nobody likes LEE or Cugel, but everybody wants to play him a while, eh?
I heard that when I left X the Mystic on the corner in Tijuana, she ended up dead 2 weeks later. Strange that we keep bumping into her in the Residential section of the INterzone, her eyes black and reptillian as microwaved coffee. All the other rules are as written in the BB but you could set it on fire and get a new hobby but once that RPG hits it's more like a rocket propelled grenade and less like improv comedy, heh? I can see you shake let me flow over and around you and keep your cortex warm for a bit.
When the angels in the white lab coats moved in on Wayne R., hunkered down and thinking in a dim corner of G+, he said something like HEY MAN WHAT IF YOU HAD THE HOLMES BLUE BOOK AND ONLY ONE OTHER PRE-78' DEAD TREE VIRUS TO COOK UP AN RPG WITH
And then they clamped down on his ass real hard and trucked him away into a detox pod because, like, maybe he's too hard for the DR. J ERIC Holmes like Zach H. You gotta be suspicious of anybody that is THAT academic about a topic. Pedantry is a kind of substance but it stretches out the framework of need. That's not what we're talking about here, man. Now, some cats on there like the BECMI and some push the S&W or maybe some watered down d20 but there is nothing quite like that Blue Colored Old Time Junk to make you think real weird and loopy. I know for certain that a lot of those dudes are into Klartesh and Fundo, and I even tried some Kovacistani Klartesh once but all it did was make me sleepy and watch Jodorowski movies. At least, I hope it was a movie. Coulda been a Hollywood-type party or maybe an Actual Holy Mountain. Doesn't matter at the moment. FOr fuck's sake, focus.
So I chimed in IT SEEMS GOOD TO ME TO USE THE OTHER BURROUGHS, NOT THE APE-FUCKER ONE BUT THE NEED-FILLED APOMORPHINE TYPE
something about collapsing down your scale of need - like when you're hooked on the RPG junk, you don't tend to think in terms of rounds or turns or domains, but like where is it that a flesh-unit can grab the next fix of white hot imagination with pseudorandom integrals and a healthy dose of chance? IS ANYBODY UP FOR A GAME, AS MY USUAL F2F ONE WAS CANCELLED AND IM HURTING REAL BAD MAN
I propose a simple 7% solution: you really only need about a page or two of Dr. Leisure Suit's Blue Book of Infinite Delight. Other players are entirely optional and for our porpoises perhaps superfluous.
You could do away with Clerics: for there is No God but the God of Need and she won't hear your feeble prayers. You can do away with Magic-Users as PCs, since like no PC is empowered that way but maybe like every Magic-User is a NPC delivery man, on the top of the pyramid of need. No magic-using PCs means no need for a rational spell system like FUCK VANCE man, and FUCK SPELL POINTS, and spell levels. dUNGEON levels are okay, I guess, as a close approximation of the NEED. Everybody is a Fighter or a Thief, but you could pick other things as Holmes suggests if your group is into that.
You can do away with elves, dwarves, hobbits, and goblins and dragons, except the kind that are junk-based. There can be Dragons of Soma, Morphine Trolls, Cocaine Hydrochloride Carrion Crawlers. All the usual stuff, but it's not the real sort. Just real enough to be on obstacle for a bit. All NPCs use d20s for their random hit points.
Every play session, you plan to have a couple of encounters. 5. 5 give or take. A smart move would be 1 or 2 for every PLAYER, at least 5. They don't happen in a temporally causal fashion, though. There's one key WILLIAM LEE and all the other PCs - maybe it's Old Bart the Fighting Man this time and a couple of versions of Benway or maybe a Machine Elf named Clyde 27 come down from the 5th geometry as an observer. SO like, there is never a moment's rest and you're always looking to score, but it's a problem. You could be a trusty, angelic faced Linkboy, or maybe a shrewish ex-wife, or a man that fell to earth just yesterday. Doesn't matter
Your general physical health is not to be trusted, since you've worn out your health with constant experimentation and chemical and physiological upgrades. put the dice in a cup, close your eyes, grab one, and that's your Hit Die type. Or if you're really up for a screw-job time, you could maybe just roll a number of dice that correspond to your level. That's your HP so keep it close to your chest. Experts - real hardbit experts - use 1 HP per level and make it a point to sacrifice all the other people in the party. YES I AM IN THE REAR OF THE PARTY WITH THE THOMPSON SUB MACHINE GUN AND A SCROLL OF FINGER OF DEATH. LET US APPROACH THE LAIR OF THE DRAGON ROBOT DISGUISED AS A HIPPIE TEA CULT JAZZ BAND
slap a type-writer font on there and people will buy it. |
Mugwumps are a special case. Black Centipedes are a special case. Maybe later.
Each PLAYER plays out WILLIAM LEE the thief or fighting man (choose this time) of the appropriate level in turn. LEE gets one random mutation to deal with this game. All the other PCs are chosen from a pool. Nobody plays the same PC twice but everybody gets to play LEE at least once. All the other PCs (NOTLEE) have two mutations and a secret agenda in addition to the NEED to SCORE. A mutation is a skill, spell, feat, item. Use whatever method suits your clique.
It Goes: Post-Score Reflection - Beat - Beat - Boss - Turn - Beat - Score
a Beat could be an encounter with a junkmonster, negotiations with an NPC, running from the FUZZ/CONTROL/BENWAY/THEM DARN MUGWUMPS whatever. A boss is a slighlty harder encounter with a vicious brute who is directly opposed to you scoring. Anybody whose random HP goes to 0 or who fails a save is put in the TURNED pile. whatever their secret agenda was, it's always going to be KEEP YOU FROM SCORING going forward. Post score reflection is mutual world-building, stealing cars, basking in the warm/cold glow/bite of the last adventure. Reincarnating dead friends, that sort of thing.
If LEE misses a Save or goes down to 0 HP for any reason, then LEE gets another mutation to cope with, and the encounter goes on to the next one unresolved, or maybe you could call it resolved if you want. The only way for LEE to remove a mutation is to score, or offset temporarily by trying a substance. If you try a substance, reroll a stat immediately. The first time, roll a d20 for your new stat. The second time, roll 2d10. The third time, roll 3d6. The fourth time, roll 4d4. The fifth time, roll 5d3. So it goes. You'll reach a hideous, bone-dry, withered average eventually no matter how good you feel at the moment. Everybody is/are/was/will be free to try substances because free-will and agency are to be respected except on days ending with Y
Never give anybody as much as they need, and never settle for enough since you don't know when you may be on the run. Always clean your gear and try to take a bath when you are able. It makes scoring slightly less difficult if the straights think you are clean.
Play never occurs in the same place twice. Always move forward. The scene is very likely not temporally connected or causally connected to the last one. Every time a PC is played, except LEE, give them another HD, though. Experience matters, even if you were better off before.
I would expect if you fold-in or cut-n-paste a couple of modules from a few different systems, it might approximate an interesting experience that would feel jarring and unhappily asemotic at first but then it would be picaresque in a way that many OLD SKOOL fans seem to appreciate but rarely empowered to come close to. Nobody likes LEE or Cugel, but everybody wants to play him a while, eh?
I heard that when I left X the Mystic on the corner in Tijuana, she ended up dead 2 weeks later. Strange that we keep bumping into her in the Residential section of the INterzone, her eyes black and reptillian as microwaved coffee. All the other rules are as written in the BB but you could set it on fire and get a new hobby but once that RPG hits it's more like a rocket propelled grenade and less like improv comedy, heh? I can see you shake let me flow over and around you and keep your cortex warm for a bit.
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