Mdf tiles for Underhiving - WIP

Chief Graffiti Inspector Marlboro, sometimes Inquisitorial Crusader, declares Coolant Tower 1 has insufficient levels of Gang Signifiers, Propaganda, and Grunge.  The entire sector will burn for this transgression!

These 2'x2' Medium Destiny Fiberboard (pay attention, McFly).  They are $4.87 US at my local DIY Big Box (it's a Lowe's).  I got 4, and this will be the first attempt.  The way I figure it, you could do it like this, or you could spend the 80 Standard Imperial Credits from the Secret Weapon People..  Don't get me wrong, but for me the thing is mostly about Self Reliance, maybe, and thrift secondarily.

Ere's my 40K Pinterest board - mostly grotty imperials and well-weathered Space Marines.

This is my Pinterest terrain board - infiltrated now and again by Cheesecake Pinups but I think I wheedled that guy out of there...

ruled some 3 inch squares, then tried to do a simple (probably terrible to a mason's eye) flagstone pattern with the 2mm drill bit and the Trusty Dremel.  A little bit irregular seems to me no big deal, since, eh, this is going to be Underhive and Spire terrain.  After all.

Kids and Adults!  Always use protective gear when you do this kind of stuff... I cut my wee little nose-picker before the work even started, just pulling the 2mm drill bit out of the package! my Armor Save is like a 9+

This is Trusty, my hole punch, and Trusty, my tin snips, and Trusty, my punch.  Also, Ms. Priscilla, my least trustworthy sex-toy turned crafts tool.  Variable setting: Lo, Hi, and OH JESUS GET IT OFF MY PANTS LEG

Blood for the Blood God!!!  This is a good omen! Ms. Priscilla had it sealed up spit spot.

High Performance!  That's what it is when you turn an old DVD case and a salt shaker into a steam vent, wherein Genestealers must surely dwell...  Bless Your Bolter and Go Forth

... Next I will likely add a little sand and cat litter and then schmear it with

alcohol-thinned glue.  I might add some wires and more gizmos to the steam-release vent/doohickey thing, but the process seems sound so far.  All in all this took me about 30 minutes.  Might take longer to clean up the blood!

Rogue Trader Bands for 7th edition

I have loved the WH universe since around 1989 or 90 when I somehow got my hands on RT at Waldenbooks in Miami International Mall. I don't even know if that's a place anymore, it could be a spice-induced hallucination. (remind me to spend some ranting space on the influences of Dune upon Star Wars and hence upon GW)

"You virus-bombed our entire planetary system, and for this we shall bill you thricefold!"

I often mention Inquisimunda but have not yet had a chance to play since my usual group is hardcore 40K folks and I am sure they might be into it but I haven't got the sack to ask.  I don't go as much as I did a year ago, since all I do in my spare time is watch my kid and play RPGs.  I still dream, though - Dream!  How can I keep my core army of badly-converted and lackadaisically kit-bashed Imperials as my favorites and then every so often include some filthy heretical xenoid scum for shits and giggles?

 Why, with Rogue Traders and retinues as a minor allied contingent!

I think this'd need some classically stolen races, maybe. The Hrud; Tarellian Dog Soldiers, maybe some Ambulls or Zoats. I don't know.  I think it'd probably end up being a lot like an Ordo Xenos retinue and might be a good deal of fun but the whickering snicker of it is that of course you're not fettered by convention. If you wanted to "go unbound" then of course you can field whatever troops you like within a couple of possibly restrictive spacing guidelines

Anywho; just ordered myself a minor Emperormas present, a box of fantasy ghouls to convert into arcoflaggelants.  My wife was not amused.

Find me on Pinterest and see where my brain is at in terms of conversions. I haven't been very brave about it, yet, so most of this is just trash talk.

I can maybe post a retinue of Ordo Xenos in a bit and some attached forces and see how it plays out.

Also, had a pipe dream about Dark Elves - they are crazy cheap on eBay like they must be horrible disappointments on the board and so out of favor or something. Watching Voltron the other day I always liked the evil space goblin look of the bad guys (Haggar and her ultra-android troops). Maybe I make a Ultrabeast out of this doll up in my attic space but surely that would leave me accurséd. I think about getting some cheap plastic elves for their legs and arms and torsos, and some goblinoid heads.  Convert a Prince Lotor and Haggar the Space Witch and some foot troops and flyers, and off you go!  Here's a thumb in your eye, GW!

Although turns out since my last post they have opened up the veins of the Specialist Games line and pumped some reanimator juice in there...  just need some Hive terrain and maybe a couple of new orlocks and ratskins and I will be Satis Bene if you get my drift

"This is Dr. West, of our Marketing and Neuronal Plague Department"

Too bad - as much as I love Mordheim it looks like Frostgrave may be my next big thing.